The best, and most accurate take down of the IRS

Lucrum · May 21, 2013

Quote from piezoe:

....And thank God I've never had to deal with the FAA.

A small sample I posted some years ago.

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3276695&highlight=faa#post3276695

I have other stories of course but this will give you an idea.
(it's not just the African inspectors either)

bigarrow · May 21, 2013

Quote from pspr:

Wait a minute.

You were wanting me to find women for you to sleep with but you have a wife? tsk tsk tsk. Bad boy BA. No wonder you don't want to believe in God.

I was joking about finding a woman, and my wife passed away so it doesn't matter anyway.

pspr · May 21, 2013

Quote from bigarrow:

I was joking about finding a woman, and my wife passed away so it doesn't matter anyway.

I'm sorry about you losing your wife.

But you used future tense when talking about your wife and the IRS. (Just the facts, mam. I'm just trying to get the facts.)

Quote from bigarrow:

It can be frustrating. I've had reasonable good experiences dealing with the IRS but <font color=red>if my wife ever talks to them</font> they would rake her over the coals with threats and demands. I think they could smell the fear in her.

bigarrow · May 21, 2013

Quote from pspr:

I'm sorry about you losing your wife.

But you used future tense when talking about your wife and the IRS. (Just the facts, mam. I'm just trying to get the facts.)

My spelling sucks too pspr.

PHOENIX TRADING · May 21, 2013

Quote from bigarrow:

I was joking about finding a woman, and my wife passed away so it doesn't matter anyway.

Wow that' s gotta suck big time , my condolences to you.

Hopefully you have a loyal dog, they're really great companions and studies indicate healthy for the owner.

pspr · May 21, 2013

Quote from bigarrow:

My spelling sucks too pspr.

I understand. Use the Google tool bar. It'll fix that problem for you if you turn on the automatic spell checker. It won't help you with grammar, though.

bigarrow · May 21, 2013

Quote from pspr:

I understand. Use the Google tool bar. It'll fix that problem for you if you turn on the automatic spell checker. It won't help you with grammar, though.

Yeah thanks for that you little fucker

pspr · May 21, 2013

Quote from bigarrow:

Yeah thanks for that you little fucker

Then learn how to talk right so we know what the hell you are trying to say, dumbass.

VVV1234 · May 22, 2013

Max. You didn't set aside any of your profits to pay for taxes. Instead you continued to gamble with them and lost all your money like a dipshit. Then when you failed to pay your taxes the IRS came after you. And you are upset over that.

Your choices deliberately omitted providing for your obligations. In the future, I hope you won't be such a knucklehead.

No one here is going to cry tears for you. Your failure to pay your taxes spreads your tax burden to everyone else. In that way, you are like a welfare leech.

By the way, after you went broke, did you apply for public assistance?

bigarrow · May 22, 2013

Quote from PHOENIX TRADING:

Wow that' s gotta suck big time , my condolences to you.

Hopefully you have a loyal dog, they're really great companions and studies indicate healthy for the owner.

Thanks Phoenix I appreciate the kind words.