The Beauty of Options - Portfolio Insurance at a Discount

[.sigma]

Damn bro, last time I checked this thread was 12 pages.. now I gotta sign off so I can read dorky dests posts since it looks like he’s synthetically destroying you Bobby boy! *ggrabs popcorn*

 

[destriero]

hey bro, I reached out to dorky dest on tweeter, kindly asked him to mentor me. He asked who I was on ET, I told him and he said “ask Bobby to mentor you” then blocked me.

so Bobby! Mentorrrrrrrrr me lol

Booby is more your speed. Baby steps. And FWIW my fee is $50K and up and I only work with qualified institutions.

 

[.sigma]

Booby is more your speed. Baby steps. And FWIW my fee is $50K and up and I only work with qualified institutions.

thanks for unblocking me

btw I have 50k.

 

[.sigma]

And Bro, WTF do you expect?

You laud yourself as the greatest human who ever lived and you're sitting on $36K at 70yo. Of course you're going to take some heat. At least you listened to me and covered that condor.

You're only 12,000 points away from the "option noob" badge.

Bobby is 70?

edit.. damn he’s 50? Bobby I thought you were like 27

 

[.sigma]

TL;DR?

1) Bobby covered the spread I recommended he close. Earning him $1,500. He is otherwise down on the week.

2) He's worth $36K.

3) I spent that exact amount on my night-vision gear. I am teaching a intermediate-cal rifle NV-class and my kids asked me to get some gear for nighttime airsofting.

IOW, I spent Bobby's entire NW on some NV-gear.

Lay off the Sterno.

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this is dope! I have digital night goggles when I go hunting in the Royal Summit mountains for boars. Haven’t used em in years though.

 

[Sweet Bobby]

bc there is a chance that Bobby is my daddy I propose another bet...

I will fund a fresh account at TDA. I will post PNL videos to youtube and post the links here. If I don't make 10X Sweey Bobby's return, over the period in question, I will send Sweet Booby $100,000.00 via wire transfer.

Sweet Booby only has to pay me $1,000.00 if he loses the "relative performance" wager!

Deal?

Let's set the parameters. I propose we go through December 31, 2020. We will look at the total % return for the period. I will continue to trade my current strategy. What will you be trading? I think we need to have weekly updates. Sounds interesting.

 

[Sweet Bobby]

hey bro, I reached out to dorky dest on tweeter, kindly asked him to mentor me. He asked who I was on ET, I told him and he said “ask Bobby to mentor you” then blocked me.

so Bobby! Mentorrrrrrrrr me lol

You would be much better served by letting me be your mentor. Dest doesn't even fully understand theta. If you don't understand theta, you should just buy and hold stocks. That's probably what he does anyway.

 

[destriero]

Let's set the parameters. I propose we go through December 31, 2020. We will look at the total % return for the period. I will continue to trade my current strategy. What will you be trading? I think we need to have weekly updates. Sounds interesting.

You senile, Bro?

Can you read this now? I STATED $RETURN. I will earn 10X your dollar-return through the period in question. "Make" refers to currency.

I can't babysit you forever with your death-diagonals. I propose 90-calendar days from start to finish. I will be trading seven figures so we're going with $-return, not %-return.

Have Beth or whomever read this to you while they are feeding you your peas and carrots.

 

[Sweet Bobby]

You senile, Bro?

Can you read this now? I STATED $RETURN. I will earn 10X your dollar-return through the period in question.

I can't babysit you forever with your death-diagonals. I propose 90-calendar days from start to finish. I will be trading seven figures so we're going with $-return, not %-return.

Have Beth or whomever read this to you while they are feeding you your peas and carrots.

So funny. You actually fear me! I can sense it. You've never had anyone stand up to you and challenge you, have you Poopy? Poopie Opie, how can I take you seriously when you are so off on theta? What else don't you know? Butterfly Boy!!!!!! You buy a few butterflies. Aren't you special? Now, piss off!

 

[destriero]

So funny. You actually fear me! I can sense it. You've never had anyone stand up to you and challenge you, have you Poopy? Poopie Opie, how can I take you seriously when you are so off on theta? What else don't you know? Butterfly Boy!!!!!! You buy a few butterflies. Aren't you special? Now, piss off!

Bro, I am laying 100x odds and 10:1 on $PNL. You're such a pussy, old man. I knew you'd run away.