‘The Apprentice’ Producers Were Shocked by Trump’s ‘Musty Carpet’

[spy]

Why are YOU here Spy?

I'm here because I'm amazed by you guys, not Trump or Kamala. But I'm not going to be here for long

 

[Tuxan]

I'm here because I'm amazed by you guys, not Trump or Kamala. But I'm not going to be here for long

They all say that.

There was talk about us getting paid to mind the trumpets once. They can't really help themselves.

We have unfathomable patience.

 

[spy]

We have unfathomable patience.

Ok, enjoy.

 

[Tuxan]

Ok, enjoy.

 

[Mercor]

What is the Harris plan for the economy

 

[Tuxan]

What is the Harris plan for the economy

Just put the cork back on the fork Mercor.

 

[Mercor]

Just put the cork back on the fork Mercor.

I figured you would reply like an ignorant coward

 

[Tuxan]

I figured you would reply like an ignorant coward

Wrong again. A wise chicken, not to be confused with BBQ cat mind.

Spoiler: Its not good for Trump

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Dang, you guys are obsessed.... musty carpets are the attack du jour now? Have any of you ever been to office space in NYC? The article is clearly a cheap hit piece.

Really? The carpet thing was your takeaway? And you are, what? Twelve?

 

[Tuxan]

Really? The carpet thing was your takeaway? And you are, what? Twelve?

Probably is twelve. He is in that phase where he thinks things he just happened to learn are news to people over 50.

Mind you, can't talk, as I got stuck in my absurdist phase around twelve.