Oh I don't know because a salary pays for food and rent? Did the automated code tests magically write themselves?
Oh web is easy? Let's just bring that up to the engineers at Google, Facebook, any Big N tech firm.
Life is hard. You think you are entitled to something? Fucking loser.
Aquarians is an alcoholic

), in the light of my 80% rule I would much rather lean towards investor. Seems like you too but there's another problem here: while I've in the 99.99% chances of success asking some "startup" to please, please take my money, the chances of getting them back with interest are severely violating my 80% rule.