The 4 stages of single women in NYC

[killthesunshine]

Quote from Anaconda:

Well then you should know quite a few girls who have tendencies to go for "jerks". If you don't, maybe you just live in an isolated environment or smth.

they don't appreciate nice guys like you that pine away for true love and appreciation do they?

those BIATCHES!

I have lot to offer!

LOL

 

[blackjack007]

Quote from karol88:

sorry, but you don't think that the "girls next door" are actually attracted to Hefner for other than his money and fame?

hey, I bet you can pull it off...but chances are that the young girl who's with an much older man (20y or more) is with him for other reasons than just simple attraction or love.

of course those girls are after Hef just for his money, but he's also 30+ years older than they are and he looks like a freakin half-decomposed prune.

however, to me he doesn't seem desperate, he's living every man's dream. those bunnies don't look desperate, either; they could have their choice of many, many guys (look at them, they are smokin). my definition of "desperation" is when you have very few choices.

 

[karol88]

Quote from blackjack007:

of course those girls are after Hef just for his money, but he's also 30+ years older than they are and he looks like a freakin half-decomposed prune.

by older i mean if they guy could be the father of the girl...so 20+ years difference

Quote from blackjack007:


however, to me he doesn't seem desperate, he's living every man's dream. those bunnies don't look desperate, either; they could have their choice of many, many guys (look at them, they are smokin). my definition of "desperation" is when you have very few choices.

I think he does have very few choices....it's not like he can have every pretty girl out there...in fact probably only 1% is sick enough to do it!

 

[Anaconda]

Quote from blackjack007:

of course those girls are after Hef just for his money, but he's also 30+ years older than they are and he looks like a freakin half-decomposed prune.

however, to me he doesn't seem desperate, he's living every man's dream. those bunnies don't look desperate, either; they could have their choice of many, many guys (look at them, they are smokin). my definition of "desperation" is when you have very few choices.

Playboy Mansion is actually an ultra expensive brothel. What do you think his parties are all about?

 

[sumosam]

Port,

Sounds like you have been kicked you know where....ouch!:eek: :eek:

 

[Brandonf]

Quote from themarket:

Thank God I live on South Beach and not New York. We have ladies down here in their FIFTIES that will blow your doors off. Pal, you couldn't go 5 minutes with the 35+ babes we grow down here. They're just getting started. Unfortunately, you peaked at 18. Sorry pal. You lose.

South Beach is a hard place to pick up a girl. I normally don't have a hard time getting someone to like me and agree to a date. I think I'm average looking and in average shape. I do have mad ass charm though and woman find me funny. I take care of myself and can pay the bills and take them to nice places. In most locations that is more then enough to get just about any woman you want. The problem in Miami is that, while in most places just have one or two of the qualities can make you stand out, so many guys in Miami really seem to have every one of them. They have great bodies, they are great looking, they have money, they are funny etc etc. Maybe I'm missing something, but thats for sure been my experience in SB.

 

[Anaconda]

Quote from Brandonf:

Maybe I'm missing something, but thats for sure been my experience in SB.

Maybe you're in denial about yourself. That's some absurd shit you just wrote. SB is packed with Hoes, and that's before the drugs kick in.

 

[Cutten]

Lol @ Anaconda trying to lecture a woman on what women want. That made my day!

 

[Cutten]

Quote from Port1385:

When you are a guy in your 20s, women come very easily. You dont have to do or say that much. They just come and appear from nowhere...

Then the 30s hit and you find yourself beating back weight gain. You have to carefully diet and workout or the belly&chin just appear like that.

Then the 40s hit and its more then just some extra pounds but hairloss, grey hair, wrinkles and other such things. With each year after 40, the goal of exercise is not to look younger or to attract women, but to simply maintain your health so they dont have to use the public defibrilator systems on you one day.

With each passing year, it gets a little bit tougher to simply have those casual encounters like it was in your 20s. It also costs you a great deal in time and energy. Even a young good looking guy cant go out and get laid every week in NYC. So for an older guy, its much harder.

At some point in your life, you figure out that paying for sex isnt really that bad...If you are not willing to pay and believe prostitution is bad, then you can try your luck at the bars, try your hand at dating or maybe even get married and see how that works out. You can even just give up and stay home to watch the shows on Channel 13 while drinking a good whiskey.

I had to chuckle when reading this masterpiece of existential despair. As someone said, life sucks and then you die!

Anyone got any tips for avoiding this?

 

[trendlover]

Quote from Cutten:

I had to chuckle when reading this masterpiece of existential despair. As someone said, life sucks and then you die!

Anyone got any tips for avoiding this?

I think Port 1385 is thinking of the future as tragic because he think of no more sex. What if sex in the future being older is not wanted as much? Then it is not so tragic. Only tragic if someone think they should be having something they really do not want. Why not enjoy the day?