That's Not Very Distant

THAT’S NOT VERY DISTANT
‘Escape communities’ are the newest hideaways from the pandemic
If you’re self-isolating inside a studio apartment and yearning for a getaway, some enterprising entrepreneurs may have a solution for you.

The Information calls them “escape communities” -- small-group gatherings in remote locales where people can pay to ride out the pandemic in comfort and style.

Think of it like a yoga retreat for the Bad Times -- a gentler (and crunchier) spin on the booming doomsday economy.

It sounds relaxing, but the journey could be harrowing. Reports of coronavirus vigilantes -- AKA neighbors who want to keep folks quarantined -- are enough to make us think twice about skipping town.

You’ll face a few hurdles if you go for it
First of all: You’ll have to pay big bucks to get access.Harbor, “a luxury 2-month retreat” in Southern California, lists accommodations that start at $3k per month.

Residents will be screened for COVID-19 before being admitted, and they’ll have “zero interactions with the external world.”

Speaking of being admitted: Yes, you have to apply to join the club.

Are these elite clubs actually safe?
Health experts told The Information that it would be very easy for a single infected individual to spread the disease to others in a small community.

The disease might not be the only thing to worry about, either.

Well-heeled jet-setters still actually need to get to their sanctuaries. Traveling there could violate a state’s shelter-in-place order… and the arrival of wealthy out-of-towners seems VERY likely to piss off the locals.

Take your getaway and get the hell away
That’s what many small-town residents have told the Johnny-come-latelies who try to decamp to their 2nd homes for a few months. An influx of new cases could quickly overwhelm a small town’s healthcare system.

Those fears have given rise to an unusual new phenomenon: coronavirus vigilantism.Nah, that doesn’t sound like it’s straight outta The Purge at all.

In the island town of Vinalhaven, Maine (winter population: 1.2k), residents allegedly cut down a tree in an attempt to forcibly quarantine roommates from New Jersey who had been renting a home in the area.

The roommates had been in town for months, working on a construction job. The homeowner apparently used a drone to monitor the angry neighbors until the cops arrived.

from Hustle
 
THAT’S NOT VERY DISTANT
‘Escape communities’ are the newest hideaways from the pandemic
If you’re self-isolating inside a studio apartment and yearning for a getaway, some enterprising entrepreneurs may have a solution for you.

The Information calls them “escape communities” -- small-group gatherings in remote locales where people can pay to ride out the pandemic in comfort and style.

Think of it like a yoga retreat for the Bad Times -- a gentler (and crunchier) spin on the booming doomsday economy.

It sounds relaxing, but the journey could be harrowing. Reports of coronavirus vigilantes -- AKA neighbors who want to keep folks quarantined -- are enough to make us think twice about skipping town.

You’ll face a few hurdles if you go for it
First of all: You’ll have to pay big bucks to get access.Harbor, “a luxury 2-month retreat” in Southern California, lists accommodations that start at $3k per month.

Residents will be screened for COVID-19 before being admitted, and they’ll have “zero interactions with the external world.”

Speaking of being admitted: Yes, you have to apply to join the club.

Are these elite clubs actually safe?
Health experts told The Information that it would be very easy for a single infected individual to spread the disease to others in a small community.

The disease might not be the only thing to worry about, either.

Well-heeled jet-setters still actually need to get to their sanctuaries. Traveling there could violate a state’s shelter-in-place order… and the arrival of wealthy out-of-towners seems VERY likely to piss off the locals.

Take your getaway and get the hell away
That’s what many small-town residents have told the Johnny-come-latelies who try to decamp to their 2nd homes for a few months. An influx of new cases could quickly overwhelm a small town’s healthcare system.

Those fears have given rise to an unusual new phenomenon: coronavirus vigilantism.Nah, that doesn’t sound like it’s straight outta The Purge at all.

In the island town of Vinalhaven, Maine (winter population: 1.2k), residents allegedly cut down a tree in an attempt to forcibly quarantine roommates from New Jersey who had been renting a home in the area.

The roommates had been in town for months, working on a construction job. The homeowner apparently used a drone to monitor the angry neighbors until the cops arrived.

from Hustle

$3k per month is pretty cheap if you ask me. A normal hotel would cost 2 to 3x that.
 
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