Thanks to Obama, I actually miss Bill Clinton...

[Scataphagos]

I miss Bill Clinton!

He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

*He played the sax.

*He smoked weed.

*He had his way with ugly white women.

*Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.

 

[Ditch]

LMAO

 

[bullmarket79]

America endured 8 years of Clinton bashing then 8 years of Bush bashing and going on 8 years of Obama bashing, God forbid a libertarian ever gets elected, thats the one thing that actually might unite you dems and reps, your hatred for real competition. Luckily 7 out of 10 Americans no longer belong to either radical party and Satan and Darth Vader poll higher than either dems or reps. I have 18 trillion reasons why both parties suck, and yet each of you claim to "love America" more than the other.

 

[Scataphagos]

America endured 8 years of Clinton bashing then 8 years of Bush bashing and going on 8 years of Obama bashing, God forbid a libertarian ever gets elected, thats the one thing that actually might unite you dems and reps, your hatred for real competition. Luckily 7 out of 10 Americans no longer belong to either radical party and Satan and Darth Vader poll higher than either dems or reps. I have 18 trillion reasons why both parties suck, and yet each of you claim to "love America" more than the other.

Yes, but the hoi polloi and parasites are still going to vote DemoCrap (regardless of candidate)... 'cause that's where their bread is buttered.

Even if Hillary got photoed shagging a donkey on the WH lawn, the Lefty faithful would still vote for her.

 

[Cordovir]

I miss Bill Clinton!

He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

*He played the sax.

*He smoked weed.

*He had his way with ugly white women.

*Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.

 

[JamesL]