Ten requests for you white people- and you know who you are.
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But are not mallards the ones who are are generally monogamous? I've seen other ducks, or dicks you might say! as they are terribly rapey.
"The remaining baby ducks are almost full size, so they figured out how to survive on their own..."
Just like what Trump did with meals and wheels!
Great life event for the kids to learn from. I have another story, maybe we can team up?
When I was a child, about 15, I was struggling a bit with clinical depression and being in the top grade class (we had a,b,c,d,e ability segregation), I secretly stopped studying for my intermediate level exams. I was very suicidal at the time, with the pressure and all.
We were at the supermarket checkout and a very elderly little woman was ahead of us.
She was taking a long time counting through her coin purse and with her hand trembling she looked at her few groceries and selected a half-pan of bread to give back.
My dad said to me "Son, if you don't do well in your exams next week, that could be you some day".
I never forgot that. Good thing I had a dad to say just the right words.
have you all heard this one...
I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’
She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.”
I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’
She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.”
This is great stuff! We can build on this. I have to scoot to a meeting but I've got another one.
Meeting delayed, in the meantime, remember this one? "I thought if I could save just one, but she was so heavy..so heavy"
Silence of the libtards more like!
I have one from when I was in New Zealand, it has ducks and a little girl, but back to work.
Meeting delayed, in the meantime, remember this one? "I thought if I could save just one, but she was so heavy..so heavy"
Silence of the libtards more like!
I have one from when I was in New Zealand, it has ducks and a little girl, but back to work.
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