Tell me how this works again?

themickey · Nov 27, 2023

Here's a question the christians may be able to sort out and put me on the right path.

Fact: The world is full of sinners, everyone of us, there's no exclusions, we're all bs artists, from the day Adam got the boot from Eden.

Now according to your religion, God sent a pure unadulterated sinless messenger to Earth to save us.

And then this guy Jesus, his job was to create apostles, disciples who were to spread the pure word throughout the whole world.

But there's a flaw I see in this story.
God is now using bs artists who over thousands of more years are meant to tell the truth.
So tell me this, when you become a christian, do you all of a sudden become pure, sinless, without blemish, never think a bad thought, never have bad intentions, totally selfless, always truthful?

Well I think that's a big stretch of the imagination.

So, in order to get into heaven, you need to believe the story of bs artists, if you don't want to believe a bs artist, then "yur off t' hell in a hand basket."

Now as far as I'm aware, God never built a printing press and automatically printed blemish free bibles.

So bs artists wrote the bible and printed it to give out or to sell to more bs artists.

Do any of you christians spot a problem here, that legally God requires bs artists to believe bs artists?

themickey · Nov 28, 2023

According to christian doctrine, if you believe the wrong bs artist's story of redemption you go to hell.
If you believe the right bs artist you go to heaven, the only problem is if you and them are born into bullshit how can one know the truth.
"Through the Spirit" you (the bullshitter) says.
Hmmmmmmmmm.......???

notagain · Nov 28, 2023

Accountability, shared risk and humans are better than cannibal rats.
Santa knows if you've been bad or good.
Leadership preserves honor, manipulation corrupts.

Covertibility · Nov 28, 2023

Now do Islam.

themickey · Nov 28, 2023

Covertibility said:
Now do Islam.

Whataboud....

murray t turtle · Nov 28, 2023

themickey said:
Here's a question the christians may be able to sort out and put me on the right path.

Fact: The world is full of sinners, everyone of us, there's no exclusions, we're all bs artists, from the day Adam got the boot from Eden.

Do any of you Christians spot a problem here, that legally God requires bs artists to believe bs artists?

NOw do Islam;
don't use your real name ,i dont want you to be a dead duck

FEW if any flaws in the Bible. i did ask God about the Jews calling a big lake, Sea Of Gailee??
AS if God would rewrite bible on my opinion LOL or yours?? A storm of ''hurricane proportions''
WELL come to find out those jewish writes were not dumb; Mark 4 , on that lake or sea, ''a storm arose of hurricane proportions'' Ampcc Bible .
Spell checker not used

themickey · Nov 28, 2023

murray t turtle said:
NOw do Islam;
don't use your real name ,i dont want you to be a dead duck
FEW if any flaws in the Bible. i did ask God about the Jews calling a big lake, Sea Of Gailee??
AS if God would rewrite bible on my opinion LOL or yours?? A storm of ''hurricane proportions''
WELL come to find out those jewish writes were not dumb; Mark 4 , on that lake or sea, ''a storm arose of hurricane proportions'' Ampcc Bible .
Spell checker not used

Have you got a link to God wrote the bible?

murray t turtle · Nov 29, 2023

themickey said:
Have you got a link to God wrote the Bible?

%%
YES, every Christian does.
BUT i make sure to use quite a few different versions , to insure exceptional accuracy.
I asked the Lord to save me as a kid+ make sure to keep about 7.77% 0f my brain like a kid LOL

themickey · Nov 29, 2023

murray t turtle said:
%%
YES, every Christian does.
BUT i make sure to use quite a few different versions , to insure exceptional accuracy.
I asked the Lord to save me as a kid+ make sure to keep about 7.77% 0f my brain like a kid LOL

Is this not like writing about yourself and then claiming legitimacy because what you claimed is now the proof?
A bit like Israel claiming to be the chosen God's race because they said so, so that's now the proof?

Just think, write something, claim its from God, then say, that's why my claim is legal because God said so.

I understand that you wont understand.

themickey · Nov 29, 2023

Here's another Jewish bs bible sleight of hand.

"If you believe it will come true, if you don't have the faith it won't work out."

So if it doesn't work you're to blame as you dont have enough faith.

Nice trick eh!
(But the real blame is on the lie but once you are brainwashed enough you will never blame the lie).