An 85-year-old man, a regular at the neighborhood bar since he could legally drink his first beer, came rushing in one night. "Two double whiskies!" he roared to his old friend the bartender and smacked the bartop. He knocked them back and yelled "Two more!", again smacking the bar. "What the occasion, old friend?" the bartender asked. "I just had my first blowjob!" "To think, at your age! Well by god the next double is on the house! But why are you drinking on this joyous occasion?" "Because it's the only thing that will get the taste out of my mouth!"
Teaching the Wife to Trade
- Thread starter Arthur Deco
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I'm ALL for trading, Arthur. This is the reason I came here; to learn to trade realtime. I'm new - first foray into realtime trading was in late October 2009, i.e. last year and was a disaster - thread is at ET. The CALL was correct but the trading a disaster and the timing too needed work. I'm OK on the major timeframes in real-LIFE but the realtime stuff is evanescent.
So far the best education on trading I've had is from just ONE person - he outclasses ALL the books I've read except for the TA bible book called TA of stock trends, 9th ed. His name is TraderZones, the most underrated person/stock I've ever come across. Had it not been for him I might have been bleeding losses continuously and daydreaming about some easy pie in the sky trading success.
TraderZones is a thunderbolt of reality for the newbie trader.
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Successful traders are few in number and a rare breed. At ET, by virtue of its name, it would be easy to conclude that such traders are here in vast numbers. Truth is they are not to be found here. They are extinct at ET. But they are not to be found at any other forums either. And ET is better than all the others.
So I'll wait here. He is bound to show up and find me. I sent out a "consciousness distress call" here - on page 4 of 6 on March 2, 2010. See under post heading,
Fundamental Law of the Physical Universe ......
"He who would inflow must first outflow "
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=168825&highlight=bastard
Successful traders are few in number and a rare breed. At ET, by virtue of its name, it would be easy to conclude that such traders are here in vast numbers. Truth is they are not to be found here. They are extinct at ET. But they are not to be found at any other forums either. And ET is better than all the others.
So I'll wait here. He is bound to show up and find me. I sent out a "consciousness distress call" here - on page 4 of 6 on March 2, 2010. See under post heading,
Fundamental Law of the Physical Universe ......
"He who would inflow must first outflow "
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=168825&highlight=bastard
Please accept my profoundest apology. I insulted you because I thought you were experienced and that my jibe would provoke you. You have my best wishes for your continuing development as a trader. But in all dishonesty, I have to tell you that I long ago put that asshole TZ on ignore.
It is said that when the pupil is ready, the master will appear. It is closer to the truth to say that when the master is ready, the pupul will appear. Alas, in reality, the master will want the pupil to be a good looking babe who has valuable currency to offer in return for the valuable mentoring.
Yeah Arthur, put a different way when it pertains to love/marriage/relationships, the saying goes, "when you're ready for devotion, she/he will show up at your doorstep"
Oh you can't imagine how much I'd pay to the trading helper - I said so too - always happy to pay the fee.
But what I've found in other aspects of learning is that the helper will turn down financial payment and just leaves it as "payment in kind" which then invokes the "responsibility factor" to return the flow to another or others.
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Yeah Arthur, put a different way when it pertains to love/marriage/relationships, the saying goes, "when you're ready for devotion, she/he will show up at your doorstep"
Oh you can't imagine how much I'd pay to the trading helper - I said so too - always happy to pay the fee.
But what I've found in other aspects of learning is that the helper will turn down financial payment and just leaves it as "payment in kind" which then invokes the "responsibility factor" to return the flow to another or others.
I think that "in other aspects of learning" your altruistic helper has nothing to teach you that a million others couldn't. Calculust? Quantum mechanics? Even brain sugary? Fewer people know those than suckcessfool trading. Let me give you an eggsample. My best system returns about 600% per anus, deepending on the broker margarine. Where is the leakwiduty limit? I doughnut yet know. But I would not sell it for a million bucks or two great blowjobs a day. That is why there are no legitimate trading mentwhores. As a poopil you have nothing to offer that they can't buy.
No problem, Arthur. One of the great things about ET is insults, harsh or moderate, are part of the trader's development. I didn't see your comments as insulting - actually they were spot on as it would be so easy for a fellow who cannot trade to become cynical.
As for traderZones, there are soooooo many who have him on Ignore.
Within my first week at ET I got into an argument with him about the way he treated another trader. But I soon realized that his thunderous approach of bitch-slapping dopey starry-eyed newbies was good medicine for the recipients.IMO and perhaps I'm alone in this regard
if TraderZones were a stock, I'd buy and hold for 1,000 years. TraderZones has the best overview of trading I've ever seen. If his message gets thru' to the psyche, it dispenses with the liability of 1,000 trading books.
Please see my deply above your lateust post. The French have a saying that "there is nothing stupider than a pussy." They are dead wrong. TZ is.
To those so pitifool that they have no chance of getting laid on a Friday night and are therefore seeking abusement reading this thread, let me advise you of this. Seventy percent of my money earns two percent. Twenty percent earns four percent. Five percent earns six percent. But the remaining five percent earns six hundred percent. That said, I may not get laid tonight, either.