tampa's "short skirt" trades...

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I don't know if your joking or not but I really hope so because I'm rolling on the floor in laughter and I would hate to think that I was laughing at your possible demise.
 
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educating yourself? Aren't you capable of clear analytical thought? You can develop a site someone was willing to pay $750k and not do your own leg work on this? Geez.

Are you like my buddy, Jeff whose wife leads him around by the nose? He used to be a very cool guy and now he is a fat bird watcher. A bird watcher!

Remember, I've learned my lesson so I won't question you wasting who knows how much time on yet another wild goose chase. Your time- not mine! Planning on living to 120?
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Richard what do you think the cci is ?

It's just a tool my friend, it's not going to trade it self for me ... lol

Woodie just teaches people his interpatation of what its signals mean, that's all ... it still up to you to trade.:)
 
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Man, that's tough luck. I like strong women but she sounds overpowering. Probably, you are not to blame, though; as, I have seen firsthand how some sweet petite little things are transformed by the marriage bed into...well, I won't go on.

How are you fixed for funds to replace the broken monitors? Are you familiar with the laws for setting up charitable organizations? Possibly, this had best be discussed later, but you have to start thinking of insulating yourself from her rampages.
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My dearest brother in trading, bdixon619

Your words of support mean so much to me. I am at a loss to explain what happened to the petite flower who once showed her undying love in every way.

Once she placed love notes in my pockets – now I find poisonous spiders.

Once she fluffed my pillow, and turned down my covers – now she makes me sleep in the garage.

Once she talked dirty to me behind closed doors – now she does so out in public.

They say that the life of a trader is a lonely one, and indeed it is, but your kind words bring much needed comfort.


P.S. Thank you for asking how I am fixed for funds to replace the monitors. A group of fellow ET members will be holding a bake sale to raise money for their replacement.
 
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Tampa

I don't know if your joking or not but I really hope so because I'm rolling on the floor in laughter and I would hate to think that I was laughing at your possible demise.
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Dear Sam,

I can well understand why an ET member would be skeptical when it comes to what is posted on this board. However, I assure you that every word contained in this journal is truer than the Gospels in The Good Book.

May God The Father strike me down should I be lying.



(…sound of man falling to the floor)
 
A group of fellow ET members will be holding a bake sale to raise money for their replacement.

Glad you've got some people who support you with their efforts. It is humiliating not to be able to just jump in the car and drive across the bridge to your humble abode; alas, maybe one day I'll return to the Sunshine State.
 
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P.S. Thank you for asking how I am fixed for funds to replace the monitors. A group of fellow ET members will be holding a bake sale to raise money for their replacement.
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Brother Tampa count me in ....

I will be up all night baking brownies to further the cause...:(
 
Those remarks about my friend Jeff, were meant to show how far down the ladder he had slipped. This guy used to be cool! All his girlfriends were beautiful. He looked great in clothes because he was 6 ft. tall and thin. I used to have respect for him- that's all gone now. Bird watching is for old ugly ladies IMO.

They have some special kind of birds up there in Canada? Eagles would be okay- you watch them?
 
whose wife used to beat the hell out of him. He ran away from Maine and hid from her for 20 years. It worked! She never found him and he got away without having to pay child support. Hint...
 
A number of newer traders have asked how I go about my day. I hope this helps.

Monday mornings are always the hardest as I barely pull myself out of bed (restraints) . Then it's a cup of hot instant coffee as I scan a pile of newspapers, sadly most of them from last week. The sound of a hysterical wife, whose voice is breaking, jolts me from my semi-comatose state, and I look up to see Jim Cramer on CNBC. All the futures are up so I mentally rehearse my BracketTrader buy on bid hotkeys and my flash size routine ((1) 500 Contracts, 3 full points below inside bid; (2) cancel; (3) go to (1)) , the latter to be used once I've fully scaled into my position (1 Contract) .
The coffee is starting to kick in as I stagger over to my work area, flick the switch on the old Apple II+, and fire up my news service (Yahoo!Finance) , calibrate my mounted telescope pointing at the apartment opposite (midday doldrums) , and await the opening of the games.
 
for my addiction to ET( entertainment today) since it was YOUR Traderbrad post that caught my attention. Before I read that post I didn't know such a site as this existed. I was functioning normally or at least I didn't realize I wasn't. Now I need help!

I swore I wouldn't go near this site again and now here I am posting to lunatics. People who make the same mistakes over and over again ad nauseum. Wusses like my friend Jeff who is forever lost.

I'm trying to go over the wall so if I disappear, hopefully soon, you'll know I MADE IT! Unlike Tampa, I'm not kidding. Hopefully he is.
 
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