tampa's "short skirt" trades...

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Tough times in “journalville”!

The day saw our two newest”journalests” suffer serious setbacks(draw downs) Mister Doctor Nevo acknowledged a 5% hit, while everyone’s favorite, Mister aphexcoil conceded to a 10% equity draw down in only two days of trading. At this hour we are still awaiting other journal entries.

One bright note. This “journalest” took a whopping $37.50US from the market (less two roundturn commissions), proving to all doubters that profits are indeed there for the taking!
 
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With nearly all of the ET “journalests” reporting in, the picture painted is one of near despair. Losses abound, with but two exceptions. The prolific tampa scored best with a net gain of $27.90 (that works out to $4.13 an hour), and a newcomer, phoenix-rising, who did not trade. As we go to press, a large gathering of Eters are consoling the loveable aphie, who despite his losses, seems to be basking in all of the attention. One board veteran, who asked to remain anonymous, snickered noticeably while saying how bad he felt for the young lad. Still another, laughed and snorted to the point of needing medical assistance.

In other news on the “Journalistic” front, the popular Mister Quath, developer of the SVS system, defended himself and the unique method posted elsewhere on this board. In an emotional post – apparently the final one in that series - Quath said: “Anyone who is interested in results past this point can easily determine them themselves”. The post left many observers wondering if the end of the SVS system was at hand. Our attempts to reach Mister zork, a staunch supporter of the SVS way of trading were unsuccessful.

AS we prepair to publish this edition, there has been no word on the day’s activities from Mister AllenZ. Some people familiar with Mister Z’s methods, feared that he was still at the office awaiting a first hour breakout to take place in the December NQ contract.
 
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In a tragic turn of events, authorities have confirmed that the noted "journalest"”Mister AllenZ is indeed locked in his office at this late hour. Mrs. Z, wife of the ET member, was brought to the scene by police to plead with him to come out. On a bullhorn provided by the men in blue, Mrs. Z could be heard calling out” Allen, please come home. Allen we love you. The distraught Z replied: “Not until this God D***ed sucker breaks above the first hours high!” Authorities said that it was going to be a very long night.

Elsewhere, one time “A-Team” cast member, Mister T showed up at what has been called the world’s biggest Pity Party, being held for the lovable aphie. When asked why he was attending, the gold chain bedecked former star snarled: “What do you think I’m here for, sucker. I’m here to pity the fool.”


This just in! The noted trader AllenZ has come out of his office. Apparently the post-market upswing satisfied his desire for a tradeable break to the upside. Details as they become available.
 
where's the dope tampa? 8:30am and still nothing...

if you wanna be considered a bona fide journalista, the zeitgeist says you gotta play to the gulls a bit better than that.. otherwise yours is just another rag...
 
To: daniel m
From: tampa

Pre-market post is a work in progress.

So just keep your pants on, or your skirt - whatever!

It wont be long...
 
alrite man, but hurry up... i got reporters on my ass left and right.. not sure how long i can hold 'em off... the people want answers...

damn, there's the phone again...

come on man, i'm countin on ya...
 
TAMPA DROPS SKIRT!


In a hastily called news conference, the prolific "journalest" known as tampa, announced the end of his popular "short skirt" journal. When asked by reporters why the sudden demise, the scribe said that there were a number of reasons. "First and foremost, the journal has perverted the fine work first introduced by it's originator". He went on to say: "I must also devote more time to my trading, and less to amusing the assembled masses". When pressed as to other reasons that might apply, tampa said; "Frankly, the cute terms and descriptions used in the journal annoyed long time member daniel m, and I can no longer continue to do that.

Asked if perhaps the journal might reappear under a different name, tampa said: "Stranger things have happened". With that, he turned and walked away.
 
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