Phoenix, Arizona: In a desperate attempt to fend off the proliferation of unauthorized CCI rooms, and to quell the growing discontentment of the remaining members, Woodie today announced that he will introduce 700 separate trading rooms!
Saying that the CCI can be used to trade any product, in any time frame, the new rooms will specialize in the more traditional vehicles, such as stocks, commodities, and bonds, plus all new products such as the popular 133 tick Avon Bottle Collectables, Baseball Cards, and Hubcaps â a room for anything, traded anywhere , by anyone, for any reason.
In announcing the groundbreaking move, Woodie said that the tactic should so fragment and confuse traders as to render the competition useless.
In an even boulder counter move, the popular Elite Trader Journal Keeper, tampa announced that he will start 700 journals just to keep pace.
(OK, so I exaggerate â but just a tad. The Wooden One has, sources tell me, broken up his main room in to 4 âspecializedâ rooms. The part about my countering with multiple journals is just a joke â for now)