So Iâm sitting at the local tavern â Iâm feeling about as poor as a man can feel. Itâs been a rough couple of weeks, what with being tossed out of the Club, encountering the wrath of that woman from Connecticut, and everything.
Even the guys around the bar are giving me a hard time. MarkB is sitting across from me, and he keeps asking of no one in particular: âSo when did they start letting trash in here?â ElectricSavant is standing behind me, making faces, and flipping me the bird.
It was then that the bouncer, Magna The Wise, left his post at the front door, and sat down beside me. He said: ââYou know, the guys want me to throw you out of hereâ. I said: âGo ahead, everyone else has shown me the door.â
But he went on to say: âLook tampa, I think you add some class to the joint, I think you have a story to tell.â ElectricSavant yelled across the room: âSo let him write a book.â Then he added sarcastically: âIâll buy a copy.â No one paid attention to the obvious slight.
Magna The Wise put his arm around me, and started to say something, but was interrupted by a ruckus over in the corner. With the front door left unguarded, the neighborhood low life, Mister Subliminal, had snuck in, and was going from patron to patron asking for spare change. Magna rushed off to quell the disturbance.
It was then that Samson77 came over and said: âJust apologize, just say that youâre sorry,â I said: âTo who? For what?â Samson77 said: âto anyone, to everyone, apologize, apologize, apologizeâ¦â His voice tailed off as the attendants from the home caught up with the neighborhood do-gooder, and were dragging him away.
A few moments went by, and I decided to head for home. I passed angela on my way out. She tucked a pamphlet in to my shirt pocket promoting some adult literacy program. As I made my way down the street, I crumpled it, and tossed it into the gutter.