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[justrading]

Aww Crap. I just bought some SPX puts like 10 minutes ago.

EDIT: Meant to say, "We just bought some SPX puts...." To make me sound more important.

You have much to learn from the maestro of BS.

Please let us know when you go into "the next series" of SPX puts and we might jump in based on your overwhelming confidence.

 

[newwurldmn]

Why did we do it?

Our analysis using our proprietary AI models have predicted that the market will definitely fall 200 points in the next 5 days. But in the last few minutes our signals have gone the other way and are now predicting (with 100% certainty) of a market rally. My team of handlers are responding in the markets as we speak.

 

[Overnight]

The ES? Hmm. Triple pitchfork pattern, as I call them, on the long side. Give ~2369.0 a try, short.

 

[Overnight]

There's a kinda' DB setup maybe at ~2355.x

 

[truetype]

next series of YM shorts and are maintaining our bias and short position

Gutsy call!

 

[sle]

Our analysis using our proprietary AI models have predicted that the market will definitely fall 200 points in the next 5 days. But in the last few minutes our signals have gone the other way and are now predicting (with 100% certainty) of a market rally. My team of handlers are responding in the markets as we speak.

Good call on the puts! You should be on MSNBC!

On a serious note, I feel like we can use a little turmoil to return us to reality.

 

[vanzandt]

EDIT: Meant to say, "We just bought some SPX puts...." To make me sound more important.

"We" be ROTFF

 

[newwurldmn]

Good call on the puts! You should be on MSNBC!

On a serious note, I feel like we can use a little turmoil to return us to reality.

ALERT! ALERT!
We will be on Fast Money tonight talking loudly about how we were selling today.

 

[JSSPMK]

TRAN continues to disregard Naz's non-willingness to correct, yet my bearish signal still valid in Naz (not the one displayed on the image, yet wedges often do result in counter moves).


on the

 

[southall]

We have initiated a new long position in the DOW cash 20916.

Market indexes remain strong.