From TD's site... other brokers are similar...
Can I write checks from my account?
TD Ameritrade has a comprehensive Cash Management offering. As a client, you get unlimited check writing with no per-check minimum amount. Once your account is opened, you can complete the checking application online. A Cash Management account also gives you access to free online bill pay, as well as a free debit card with nationwide rebates on all ATM fees.
If you are directing this to me, thank you. I did not know this existed.
If you have not caught on to my facetiousness by now, you are lost.
