Suppose you know you are an idiot, what profession should you choose?

Hilarious. :)

Quote from WinSum:

Accept a position as a CEO of a too big to fail investment bank, insurance company, mortgage company or a job as the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Quote from MKTrader:

Political office is the ideal choice. Academics in a "soft" subject area is another good place (most idiots can't get a Ph.D. in Physics, but can in something like Sociology).

If you really want to climb to the top and are nice looking and articulate, but an incompetent faker with zero executive experience, U.S. President is always a possibility.
 
Quote from sakimonohito:

white collar crime seems like a good option. if you get it right, you make bank. if you get it wrong, hey, at least you got a place to sleep at night with all the lovin' you can handle.

that's what makes American influenced societies so criminal

the do-gooders make sure mass murders get a more comfortable life in prison than the poor pensioners, homeless, unemployed etc.
 
I have another idea - learn survival and wilderness skills, then go to a remote part of the country and live off the land. Hunt, fish, grow basic crops and vegetables, live off-grid with solar panels and a generator/dynamo. Supplement your income with giving hunting/shooting/survival tuition to rich yuppies who are bored of city life and fancy some countryside tourism, and set up a website publishing photos, videos, and instruction lessons for these things.
 
Quote from Ghost of Cutten:

I have another idea - learn survival and wilderness skills, then go to a remote part of the country and live off the land. Hunt, fish, grow basic crops and vegetables, live off-grid with solar panels and a generator/dynamo. Supplement your income with giving hunting/shooting/survival tuition to rich yuppies who are bored of city life and fancy some countryside tourism, and set up a website publishing photos, videos, and instruction lessons for these things.

You may be onto a winner here Ghost.

Even if the idiot lives in a big city he could offer spicy weekends in say his home city, preferably New York or somewhere people have heard of. A weekend in the side of the city tourists never see. etc. where yuppies could slum it or meet the weirdos of **** in their natural habitat.
 
Here is a better idea: Become a Special Needs teacher for the mentally challenged.

You won't need to know how to read or write as you will be teaching kids who aren't going to read or write. You will have a secure union job and taxpayers will be forced to pay for your living.
 
Not much feedback from the OP lolatency ????

Even idiots can learn basic good manners ?

Its no disgrace coming second to a person with more ability as long as one has done one's best effort.

Do that and keep cheerful whatever life may throw at you is my motto.
 
When I first got involved with the market at a professional level, it was considered that Commodities were the place for idiots. Financials have relative value calculations (even if done on an HP calculator,) and equities have balance sheets to examine. Commodities have industries and economies which are so big and vague that intelligence wasn't an advantageous characteristic. Guts and patience were needed.

Much has changed, but the studies, that I have read, have continued to find commodities too diverse a basket to be tractable to relative pricing methods. Myself, this is what makes commodities so attractive. Relative pricing may make for automated profits, but it makes for boring conversation!

In some ways, I must agree with some of my fellow posters that management is a place for idiots. Supervisory level management ability may be negatively correlated to intelligence. A key cause is the disincentive to advance key competence. Beyond that, intelligent people tend to be flighty, and real solutions take alot of time to become reality. There is a need for a dampening effect to ensure convergence, even if to something suboptimal.
 
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