Suppose you know you are an idiot, what profession should you choose?

get multiple fulltime jobs at large corporations. you need to make sure these corps are physically located close together. for example, pepsico is on floor 17 and allstate is on floor 18 of the same building; get a fulltime job at both and just go up and down all day. usually the work at such places is non-existent anyway
 
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I'm confident this is a question Maxine Waters asked herself.

This is the funniest thing I've read on the internet in some time.
 
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Furthermore, suppose that this stupid man is not exceptional in any way; however, he is not physically deformed or handicapped in any way.

The fool who knows he is a fool is truly a wise man. That level of self awareness is exceptional in itself.
 
He should go into local government, no question. Gold-plated pensions, 100% job security, very low workload, higher pay than equivalent private sector job/skills.
 
I will major in primary education and be part of a teachers' union. Kids if u are nice to them, they won't know u are an idiot.
 
If you are not handicapped, I would suggest training to become a punt returner in the NFL. There are guys who can't spell their own names making millions doing this for a living.
 
white collar crime seems like a good option. if you get it right, you make bank. if you get it wrong, hey, at least you got a place to sleep at night with all the lovin' you can handle.
 
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