Don't be upset. Real men are tough enough to go to a salon and get the full up hand and pedi. If you get some comments like "sorry your vag is sore..." f*ck 'em. You do what you want. 

I lost my favorite made in Japan nail clipper. I bought three and I can't find any of 'em. HTF does that happen? My nails are getting a little stupid but there is NO WAY that I will resort to using some cheapo Revlon or whatever from CVS. I am going to see if Amazon has anything. Toenails looking a little rough as well. Maybe I should get a mani-pedi. I don't know how easy it will be to get an appt as a first timer. I hear they always want to put clear polish on dudes but I fear it will stir some latent feelings. Maybe I should just bag it and use the wife's clipper.