I do know one guy - a retired trader/MM who can put words together pretty well - who has written a book; I reviewed it for him. The problem is, he keeps fiddling with the damn thing because it's "not perfect", and, well, putting something that's not perfect out into the market is something he's incapable of doing.

I hope he manages to break through that wall at some point...
Regarding that disconnect, Taleb said it quite well:
For us practitioners, theories about practice should arise from practice or at least avoid conflict with it. This explains our concern with the "scientific" notion that practice should fit theory. Option hedging, pricing, and trading are neither philosophy nor mathematics, but an extremely rich craft rich with heuristics with traders learning from traders (or traders copying other traders) and tricks developing under evolution pressures, in a bottom-up manner. It is technë, not ëpistemë.
I'm enough of an engineer by training, practice, and preference, that this definitely strikes a spark. You need theory to get you most of the way there - but after that point, you've got to do some sweating in the trenches.