Of course, as optioncoach says, if this was an objective process, there would be no market. Whatever objective methods there are (things like IV in RV distribution, IV vs IV_SPX*BETA etc), they are known and MMs use them already. You can come up with something better - hard but possible, especially if you restrict your domain (e.g. only look at high volatility Chinese stocks or something). Very hard.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?Straddles are great for those who don't understand that they make and lose money at the same time.
You don't understand the thesis of the strategy. Ultra-simplified...The gain on one side is MORE than the loss on the other , hence a profit, in a successful trade.Options are great for those who have money to burn. You make a lot of money some days, which boosts your ego and makes you delusional to the point that you think you can call direction unlike every other jackass on a PC, and then you lose it all on other days. Then the cycle repeats.
Straddles are great for those who don't understand that they make and lose money at the same time.