Stormy Gave Naughty Boy Donnie A Good Spanking

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AAAintheBeltway

Every leftist in Washington, ok that is pretty much everyone except for me and my neighbor Tucker Carlson, is fixated on the Trump/Stormy Daniels fake news. You have to hand it to the slime merchants. They don't just throw out some trash about Trump and a porn slut. Now they are claiming she spanked him with a rolled up copy of Forbes. You see, with fake news, specificity is important. It lends an aura of truth to stories the National Inquirer would laugh at.

I am choosing to go with this. Who wouldn't get off on Stormy slapping their bum? I refuse to blame someone for something I would have done myself. That is called intellectual honesty, a quality that is genetically missing from the left.

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Stormy circa 2015. Still smoking.



Stormy: "I have your Forbes and I an going to spank your butt with it." 90% of male Trump voters: "OK."


Stormy, ready to go to Walmart.



"Sorry Stormy, I'm married. " Words that no man ever uttered.

 
I thought the story was he spanked her with some magazine that had his daughters picture on it. You can't make this shit up, well, I guess you can. My preference would be to be the spanker rather than the spankee, but who am I to judge? ;)
 
AAAintheBeltway said:
Every leftist in Washington, ok that is pretty much everyone except for me and my neighbor Tucker Carlson, is fixated on the Trump/Stormy Daniels fake news. You have to hand it to the slime merchants. They don't just throw out some trash about Trump and a porn slut. Now they are claiming she spanked him with a rolled up copy of Forbes. You see, with fake news, specificity is important. It lends an aura of truth to stories the National Inquirer would laugh at.

I am choosing to go with this. Who wouldn't get off on Stormy slapping their bum? I refuse to blame someone for something I would have done myself. That is called intellectual honesty, a quality that is genetically missing from the left.

DT2vSTpVoAA0j1O.jpg






Stormy circa 2015. Still smoking.



Stormy: "I have your Forbes and I an going to spank your butt with it." 90% of male Trump voters: "OK."


Stormy, ready to go to Walmart.



"Sorry Stormy, I'm married. " Words that no man ever uttered.

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I think I see two BIG reasons in those pictures why Trump might be paying his respects to her. Trump is lucky he has not detached a retina yet, but as we know the doctor said he had no vision problems.
 
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