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* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, youâre âexotic, different.â
* If you grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, youâre a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack, youâre a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* If you name your kids Bristol, Trig, and Track, youâre a maverick.
* If you graduate from Harvard law School, you are unstable.
* If you attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, youâre well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senateâs Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteranâs Affairs committees, you donât have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then youâre qualified to become the countryâs second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, youâre not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, youâre a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your stateâs school system, while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, youâre very responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your familyâs values donât represent Americaâs.
* If youâre husband is nicknamed âFirst Dudeâ, with at least one DUI conviction and no college education, who didnât register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, *much* clearer now.
(I didnât write this, just so you know.)
http://baldeagle08.wordpress.com/
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, youâre âexotic, different.â
* If you grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, youâre a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack, youâre a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* If you name your kids Bristol, Trig, and Track, youâre a maverick.
* If you graduate from Harvard law School, you are unstable.
* If you attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, youâre well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senateâs Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteranâs Affairs committees, you donât have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then youâre qualified to become the countryâs second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, youâre not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, youâre a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your stateâs school system, while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, youâre very responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your familyâs values donât represent Americaâs.
* If youâre husband is nicknamed âFirst Dudeâ, with at least one DUI conviction and no college education, who didnât register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, *much* clearer now.
(I didnât write this, just so you know.)
http://baldeagle08.wordpress.com/