Stock_trad7r is now no more!!!

Will you idiots stop trying to drive him away? You ungrateful little sh*ts have no idea how lucky you are to have such a great living, breathing indicator trolling your forums. I have made bank shorting the stock_turd3r index and if you people ruin this for me I will go apesh*t. Stock_turder dont listen to these people you are a god with your calls to buy goog at 747.42, rimm at 148.13 and apple at 202.96. If you leave i will have to actually do work instead of using my trading program that automatically scans your for your posts, locates the symbol and shorts using leverage of 100x. I call it the ultra mega short stock_turder index universal etf.
 
Quote from ByLoSellHi:

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hey, we're still above 1252... this is still a freakin bull market, it has to go up... it must go up... oh look there's an uptick, you see, this is a bull market someone just bought at the offer!!


Stocks... must... go... up...


...or perhaps not...
 
Quote from trueliquidity:

Will you idiots stop trying to drive him away? You ungrateful little sh*ts have no idea how lucky you are to have such a great living, breathing indicator trolling your forums. I have made bank shorting the stock_turd3r index and if you people ruin this for me I will go apesh*t. Stock_turder dont listen to these people you are a god with your calls to buy goog at 747.42, rimm at 148.13 and apple at 202.96. If you leave i will have to actually do work instead of using my trading program that automatically scans your for your posts, locates the symbol and shorts using leverage of 100x. I call it the ultra mega short stock_turder index universal etf.

anyone who trys this now will get burned
 
Quote from trueliquidity:

Will you idiots stop trying to drive him away? You ungrateful little sh*ts have no idea how lucky you are to have such a great living, breathing indicator trolling your forums. I have made bank shorting the stock_turd3r index and if you people ruin this for me I will go apesh*t. Stock_turder dont listen to these people you are a god with your calls to buy goog at 747.42, rimm at 148.13 and apple at 202.96. If you leave i will have to actually do work instead of using my trading program that automatically scans your for your posts, locates the symbol and shorts using leverage of 100x. I call it the ultra mega short stock_turder index universal etf.

HAHAHAHAHA that was the funniest thing I've read all day, and quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on this board :D
 
He used Advanced Differential & Integral Calculus. It is very complex that only him who can understand because he knew how stocks work.

Quote from GTS:

How was 1252 calculated?

Looks like it was rounded - I demand a recount!
 
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