Can’t help but admire your sense of humor.
We have lived with knowing it was coming since before we got married. I'm OK as she is OK, she is just a really weirdly buoyant person.
I thought start trading, make a ton of money just on the off chance a discovery would come in reach but at least she is taken care of. She seems to have mostly happy days, the PITA recently though with the loss of the last usable vision area is preparing food so its easy for her to eat.
But, getting used to that as well now.