Steve Jobs is dieing...SHORT APPLE NOW!

Too bad you're not a stock we could short.
Quote from retaildaytrader:

Now is the time to short APPLE!!! I have great respect for Steve Jobs. In tribute to Jobs, I am going to short a bunch of Apple on Monday. I think this is it. Steve Jobs has made his last Iphone. From here on, its time to short short short...
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Well that's usually what happens in these situations.

Quote from hajimow:

If I were GS, let people short AAPL at the beginning and then suddenly do a sweep buy and squueze the shit out of shorts.
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Quote from retaildaytrader:

I have great respect for Steve Jobs. In tribute to Jobs, I am going to short a bunch of Apple on Monday.
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Well, shouldn't you be BUYING instead of SHORTING then you fuckwit!
 
I do not like the sound of this leave of absence. Apple stock price will have to be adjusted to reflect what might be Jobs departure.
 
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I do not like the sound of this leave of absence. Apple stock price will have to be adjusted to reflect what might be Jobs departure.
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That might also be a plan to evaluate APPLE's stock if he leaves and 5 days later, they might announce Jobs is back for ever to take the stock to $400.
Reemember when they left the phone in a bar?
 
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That might also be a plan to evaluate APPLE's stock if he leaves and 5 days later, they might announce Jobs is back for ever to take the stock to $400.
Reemember when they left the phone in a bar?
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Jobs is the last great tech iconoclast. He has beaten the odds so far, so you can never count him out.
 
Quote from retaildaytrader:

Now is the time to short APPLE!!! I have great respect for Steve Jobs. In tribute to Jobs, I am going to short a bunch of Apple on Monday. I think this is it. Steve Jobs has made his last Iphone. From here on, its time to short short short...
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man what I would give for 30 seconds in the ring with you, you are the biggest douchbag of all time!
 
Quote from retaildaytrader:

Now is the time to short APPLE!!! I have great respect for Steve Jobs. In tribute to Jobs, I am going to short a bunch of Apple on Monday. I think this is it. Steve Jobs has made his last Iphone. From here on, its time to short short short...
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Please let us know how many shares you are magically able to short on a day the market's closed.
 
Quote from kinggyppo:

man what I would give for 30 seconds in the ring with you, you are the biggest douchbag of all time!
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Let me come back on here and let you in on something for your own good. It is a crime to make a terrorist threat. A terrorist threat is a threat to commit violence communicated with the intent to terrorize another. I would not be making such threats on an open public messageboard especially with the witch hunt going on right now after the shooting in Arizona.

What you want to do now is send a message to Baron or one of the mods to have your message deleted before its taken seriously.
 
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