I think a "Support the Coach Phil Hedges" Fund would be a worthwhile endeavor. When needed just put some money together for me to buy some hedges to push the market the other way. You guys can finance this by simply going long some options in the opposite direction of my hedges so it might not cost you anything.
Market moving to low? Collect money for me to buy some puts and then buy some calls to pay for it and watch the market drift higher almost instantly. Protect your positions and cash in the calls to finance the fund and do this as many times as it takes to get out of your spreads with a profit. It is so easy, my 12-year old cousin is doing it. When the light is green donate money for Phil to buy calls, when the light is red, donate money for Phil to buy puts. Start living the life you deserve and [insert picture of me on a yacht with Jessica Alba] having it all!
Market moving to low? Collect money for me to buy some puts and then buy some calls to pay for it and watch the market drift higher almost instantly. Protect your positions and cash in the calls to finance the fund and do this as many times as it takes to get out of your spreads with a profit. It is so easy, my 12-year old cousin is doing it. When the light is green donate money for Phil to buy calls, when the light is red, donate money for Phil to buy puts. Start living the life you deserve and [insert picture of me on a yacht with Jessica Alba] having it all!

