I am f*cking AMAZED that you have this eidetic recall yet two hours ago you denied the guy's existence. I, for once, am at a loss for words.
Umm, dickhead, I live in Chicago. I have about a dozen clients named Patrick. If you give me just a first name and play "20 guesses" and the real Patrick insists on hiding behind you and a forum alias then yes, I would not know which one of my dozen "Patricks" you are referring to.

