Spitzer's Hooker

Eliot's life right now is a living hell. This girls picture will be everywhere, she'll disappear, and then a year from now, she'll pop up. and everytime he'll get a stare that could freeze water.

That marriage is over. He'd be better off to say, "I fucked up. Take what you want, and I'll disappear." It'll be much less unpleasant for him.

Any guy here that's married will tell you the same thing. No bailing this out unless they were swingers before.
 
Oh, and if does ever have sex with his wife again, it's going to be, "what was she like? was she good? did she lick your balls? " all that stuff.

"Did she lick your balls?"

"naw. That was 200 extra; I didn't go for it."

'did she stick her finger up your ass?"

"Whaddya think I am? Some kinda pervert?"
 
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