Spanking the monkey POLL

Am I glad I am not a man.
Gee guys, get you head out of your crotches.
And stop scratching your armpits.
Haven't you ever heard of women?
:p :p :p :p
 
Quote from bobcathy1:

Am I glad I am not a man.
Gee guys, get you head out of your crotches.
And stop scratching your armpits.
Haven't you ever heard of women?
:p :p :p :p
More...

Jerking off is faster, less expensive and my hand is always available.
 
Quote from bobcathy1:



Aphie, are you sure your aren't my ex-husband?:p
More...

I'm sorry, I just couldn't handle living with someone who required sex constantly. Men need some quiet time.
 
Quote from aphexcoil:



I'm sorry, I just couldn't handle living with someone who required sex constantly. Men need some quiet time.
More...

Are you sure you're 25, Aph? Maybe you're really 40 and married and didn't know it :D
 
Quote from aphexcoil:



I'm sorry, I just couldn't handle living with someone who required sex constantly. Men need some quiet time.
More...


Not the man I am married to.:D
 
Quote from Tech Analysis:



Are you sure you're 25, Aph? Maybe you're really 40 and married and didn't know it :D
More...

Hey, don't insult us old married guys!!!

:)

Quote from DTK:


Getting married might work to. I haven't done the NPV on it yet though nor do I have any practical experience.

Perhaps rs7 can enlighten us...
:D
More...

Highly recommended. Did it twice. Was widowed the first time, then single for 4 years in between, then re-married. I figure any woman who can put up with me all the time, and who I still want in my bed after I am done.....we have a winner! Besides, if I wasn't married, I would never have a way of knowing I was always wrong.

:)rs7
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top