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View attachment 172259 View attachment 172255 View attachment 172256 View attachment 172258 We hosted another event with Aston Martin for sea tests of their new AM37 powerboat.

The best thing is the boat sold during the party!!
THAT is a pretty boat for sure... however...

Only two things make a boat practical: fishing and puss

Obviously fishing is out, so that leaves us with puss.

I have a standing rule on my boat which is "babes on the bow".
I don't leave or return to the harbor without all able-bodied females, in various states of dress, perched firmly on the bow.

Your bow deck is too small, unless you be entertaining midgets.
You have no deck rails (by design of course). You WILL be plucking said midgets out of the drink after a few mojitos. Remember, they have short arms.
And how the fuck..this one really chaps my hide... HOW THEE FUCK, is someone supposed to get from the cockpit to the bow while underway?????? Powder-coated gunnels??? What tha....with a drink in hand???? Holy Poseidon!

Nobody likes breathing fumes so leave the stern deck out of it.


So yes, a beautiful boat. If you like one-seater Harleys.
 
Ohh, and congrats on your shiny new kid!
I think you and I are about the same age so I commend you on your balls for that.
I couldn't fathom anymore more at this age...but they are fun to torment with after about 7, so you got that going.
 
I can't get my trim tabs to stay consistently functional, much less this thing lol.

Right off, the market that this is peddled to don't have those concerns.
Still, I'd lease so I could give it back before the saltwater works it's magic.
 
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