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Quote from Reaver:

You're at it again huh?

Jesus H Christ, give it a rest.

Your "fund". LOL

Did you ever figure out what AUM meant?
http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118050&highlight=tudor+jones+AUM

Generally when one runs a fund I imagine that would be the first thing they think of.


P.S. No, the "special children fund" you used to receive benefits from doesn't count as you "running a fund". Even if you participate in their car washes every weekend. Still doesn't count.

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Quote from TudorJones:

I sure did.. thanks to you.. & my friends here at ET.. :D

I have an AUM of ~$3 Million

You are a totally delusional psychopath.

I'll pay you $50 if you can prove your claims of running a $3,000,000 fund to the ET community.

I'll send it to you via paypal as soon as legitimate proof is posted.
 
Quote from Reaver:

You are a totally delusional psychopath.

I'll pay you $50 if you can prove your claims of running a $3,000,000 fund to the ET community.

I'll send it to you via paypal as soon as proof is posted.

Is that all your profit for today or what??

lol.. $50 ?? :D
 
Quote from TudorJones:

Is that all your profit for today or what??

lol.. $50 ?? :D



Nah....it's $50 more than you have in your ummmm.....fund.

A paper trader who takes a market neutral strategy. I have now seen it all.
 
Quote from TudorJones:

Is that all your profit for today or what??

lol.. $50 ?? :D

If you can prove this 3 million dollar fund exists then I have 25k with you funds name on it....does that sound like a better deal?


P.S I think my money is safe.
 
Quote from TudorJones:

Is that all your profit for today or what??

lol.. $50 ?? :D

Ah, so that is the reason you won't post proof?

Oh..I see...

I guess you need some excuse or another to continue your self-delusion.

Just think of how embarrassing it would be for us "hatas" to all to have to eat our words if you could prove you have a fund!
 
Quote from EPrado:

Nah....

A paper trader who takes a market neutral strategy. I have now seen it all.

My strategy is very complicated to explain. That comes with the territory.

But you are right about market neutral in the sense that being short and long at the same time, often times on the same asset class.
 
Quote from heavyhitter78:

If you can prove this 3 million dollar fund exists then I have 25k with you funds name on it....does that sound like a better deal?

$50K is the minimum, and I haven't actually tried to market it to the outside community quite yet... on the process now, thus it would be a great start.

What I promise my investors is this: I shoot for 20-25% each year (and I try to under promise and over deliver).
 
Quote from Reaver:

Ah, so that is the reason you won't post proof?

Just think of how embarrassing it would be for us "hatas" to all to have to eat our words if you could prove you have a fund!

Hahahah.... I have nothing to prove to you Reaver. You should just thank your good heavens that I even post here now, and now and then I let one or two nuggets slide... (freudian slip).
 
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