So I profited 820 dollars on a deep ITM options spread and received this email from Tastytrade

[Drawdown Addict]

Let me guess... you thought your vomit dribbles here were so important that I'd look at them right away? Tip: your mommy lied to you; she just wanted you out of her basement and for you to stop raiding her donut stash. Your opinions aren't of interest or importance to anyone.

I check ET when I have a bit of leisure time - and squashing useless roaches like you is something I do for amusement when I'm not busy. Having my shoe come down on you isn't a right you can demand - it's a privilege.

Now I suggest you fk off like a good little insect before I mock you again...


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And then people ask why the Florida man is a meme.
You guys are made of something peculiar.

 

[Overnight]

LOL And I thought it was death metal. I'm pretty sure it was.

Hardly.

Don't push it, lest it get deeper.

 

[BlueWaterSailor]

And then people ask why the Florida man is a meme.
You guys are made of something peculiar.

Aaaand a swing and a miss. As usual. I'm not a Floridian, by any stretch.

Do you enjoy shitting your drawers in public like this? Seems like an odd perversion, but one strangely well fitted to you.

 

[BlueWaterSailor]

Patience of a saint, or the patience of Job? I was always confused on that idiom.

The former is more general (and assumed), the latter is a rather allegorical biblical story - although calling Job's response "patience" seems like a silly mischaracterization to anyone familiar with it. But then, "the fanatical belief of Job" or "Job's insane zealotry" don't roll trippingly off the tongue...

 

[BlueWaterSailor]

That made me think of a song. (Of course it did, ON. Oy vey.)

<blink>

That's called a... song, among your people?

The next time I cut off and weld a rusted exhaust pipe, or change an oxygen sensor (which usually results in a lot of loud banging and swearing), I'll be sure to record it. You're on the hook for marketing it, and I'll expect at least $1M up front and 10% royalties.

 

[Drawdown Addict]

Aaaand a swing and a miss. As usual. I'm not a Floridian, by any stretch.

Do you enjoy shitting your drawers in public like this? Seems like an odd perversion, but one strangely well fitted to you.

No, I don't enjoy shitting decent people.
With people like you is different.

 

[Drawdown Addict]

Hardly.

Don't push it, lest it get deeper.

You finally posted some good music.

 

[BlueWaterSailor]

No, I don't enjoy shitting decent people.
With people like you is different.

Oh... dear. Was that an attempt at being a wit? How pathetic. You got half-way there...

Dumpster-dwelling maggots like you don't know anything about decent people; dead cats are more your speed. Don't let the fact that one day you'll graduate to being a shit-eating fly swell your microscopic head.

 

[Slow Learning Elf]

I cut off and weld a rusted exhaust pipe

Welding as a skill that I always wanted to learn and never had the chance. There is something fascinating about it.

PS. yes, I am still a child at heart

 

[BlueWaterSailor]

Welding as a skill that I always wanted to learn and never had the chance. There is something fascinating about it.

PS. yes, I am still a child at heart

As my welding instructor at FSU - a US Navy triple-dipper who built a ~10' functional scale model of an aircraft carrier (!) - pointed out, it's the only additive tool for metal out there; everything else is subtractive. It's also the "glue" of our civilization: practically all sizable structures require it. I found it fascinating and fun enough to learn all the common types and to get certified; later on, I added plasma welding and cutting and gas welding. It's a great set of skills to have in your toolbox, and will also teach you a lot about engineering and working with metal. I highly recommend picking it up.