He pulled me over at 3 AM, came to the window and said, "My shift is over, I'm tired and my wife has cooked a nice meal for me. Why were you driving so fast and trying to get away from me? So if you can give me one REASON I have NEVER heard before as to why you were speeding and running away, I will let you log on to your thread on Monday"
My reply, off the seat offmy pants, in pure Fibo closer style, "Sir, my wife recently ran off with a cop. I thought you were trying to give her back"
Have a nice nite, he said and left. No ticket. No nothing.