Sissy, billionaire, gold-penthouse-owning Trump cannot extricate himself from Putin's mighty grip.

[wilburbear]

Because Trump is REALLY a Russian spy.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/russians-use-sean-hannity-attack-mueller-probe/

 

[exGOPer]

Nah, he is too dumb to be a spy, he is their asset, all Putin had to do was throw him some feelers, best ROI in history.

This is Trump

 

[peilthetraveler]

Yep, the Russians are literally forcing Trump to make our economy grow at 3%+, make our stock market soar to new records every week, and create millions of jobs.

Damn evil Russians and their plot to make America great again.

 

[elderado]

Oh my gosh

I was wondering how I was suddenly learning and speaking Russian from watching Sean Hannity!

Now, how exactly is that a bad thing?

 

[wilburbear]

Nah, he is too dumb to be a spy, he is their asset, all Putin had to do was throw him some feelers, best ROI in history.

This is Trump

Yes. It's clear that Trump is a PUSHOVER.

And mighty Putin has pinned Trump to the canvass, and Trump is merely a Putin asset, and ex-GOPer will now explain exactly what actions Putin has forced Trump to take.