Dick the Vote episode (Third Rock from the Sun)
Thoughts about voting that don't have a home (till now).
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Dick: "So, how many times do I get to vote?"
Volunteer: "One time."
Dick: "And it doesn't matter that I'm brilliant?"
Volunteer: "No."
Dick: "Have you noticed how tall I am?"
Volunteer: "We all get one vote."
Dick: "You mean your opinion counts equally with mine?"
Volunteer: "You got it."
Dick: "You're awfully smug for a man who works at a folding table."
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Dick: "What's the point of having a democracy, if everybody's going to vote wrong?"
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Harry: "Hi, I'm Harry Solomon. A simple mind for a simple people."
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Gansmiller: [about Harry] "Damn! No past, no experience, no record...the perfect candidate."
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