Evicting low life's (not that all renters are low lifes, I'm referring to those renters who specifically are), does not take the amount of time you would think. It takes about 10 to 15 minutes tops. You, with a doberman, and an assistant, with a can of pepper spray can quickly effect and eviction. The process of throwing their belongings in a dumpster takes a little while, but you'll be posting your next vacancy on Craig's list that evening.