Should Americans be ashamed of their country for not talking care of their allies in Afghanistan?

For shits and giggles, as the pilot, I would have done a steep dive while at altitude, to watch them all gasp as they caught some zero-G air. Or maybe porpoise the airplane for a while. What a hilarious sight that would have been.

Welcome to freedom! This is what you will get to experience at one of our Six Flags parks you will be able to attend on the taxpayer dollars, you grubs!
With the pilot screaming Allawahu Akbar! on the intercom.
 
Nah, during the routine, you play this over the intercom...


"...Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home..."
That song, Edie Brickell's - What I Am, and Kim Mitchell - Patio Lanterns are possibly the three worst songs ever written.
 
That song, Edie Brickell's - What I Am, and Kim Mitchell - Patio Lanterns are possibly the three worst songs ever written.

And you want some more worse songs? Fuck you, I got some doozies for you!

Here...


And since X-mas is coming? Bonus!...


Don't mess with me on bad music. I know it all. Linda McCartney and her God-awful keyboard work. OMG GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
 
And you want some more worse songs? Fuck you, I got some doozies for you!

Here...


And since X-mas is coming? Bonus!...


Don't mess with me on bad music. I know it all. Linda McCartney and her God-awful keyboard work. OMG GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
I'd like to know what the royalties are on McCartney's song. One song played a trillion times during the holidays.
 
I'd like to know what the royalties are on McCartney's song. One song played a trillion times during the holidays.

It should be NEGATIVE royalties, because it literally is, the worst song ever on this planet. It has destroyed brains. He OWES us for having to hear that shit every year unawares when we tune to a radio station. We're going la la Bing Crosby lala Patti Smith lala Vince Guaraldi la...And then THAT thing comes on? It's like getting smacked in the face with a burning railroad locomotive.

Paul McCartney is an enemy of the state. And Linda, too! Fucking keyboarding! OMG it is so awful.
 
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