Quote from princeton9862:
Still my favorite post!
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"Hello, my name is oscar (not really)"
"I am a master-baiter, oops, I mean master trader (even though I lost my arse in trading)....."
"because I have 25 years on the floor (I answered phones and got coffee for the real traders!)....."
"I even have the cool jacket to prove it! Doesn't it look grand in my circus videos? It gives me such an aura of authenticity with the newbies (actually, I wear it because I can't afford a new jacket)....and did I mention that it looks so cool!!!!?....."
"I am quite disciplined (even though I change my targets and stops often and let winners turn into big losers)....."
"So step right up, my fellow sheeple, follow my cryptic calls of magic and I'll make you money (even though I can't make my house payments)...."
"I use the omni (I couldn't think of anything original, my thanks to ed downs!) to dazzle you with my smoke and mirror dog and pony show......"
"And please, allow me to be your broker. I promise not to trade against you, (fingers crossed), I am your friend, I am here to help you (snicker)...."
"Forward your personal information, and you'll be fleeced, err, I mean, have access to my super-pooper play-widget gizmo which will allow you to pretend trade......(just like I do!)......"
"So, give me a call, my garage is always open, and I'll BS you with such finesse you'll feel like a king/queen when handing me your money. I promise, 'cause I'm likable, I'm entertaining, I'm oscar the circus clown!!!....."
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