So this Indian guy comes to the states for a job and after a while is sick all the time. He goes to many doctors and none can find the problem. He goes to an Indian doctor.
The indian doctos says "get a bucket and take a sh*t in the bucket and then piss on the sh*t. Take the bucket and smell every time you feel sick for 2 weeks".
So the guy does what the doctor says for 2 weeks and returns to the indian doctor.
He says "doc I can't believe it, i'm cured, none of those other doctors could fix it and you did, what disease did I have?".
And the doctor says "You were homesick"