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Originally posted by aphexcoil
Great! Fame and fortune will be mine then. I am but a small step away from driving around in a pimped up Lexus with gold rims while crusin' this 'hood called ET.

Hell, we could just rename this "'hood" Aphie Elite Trader, except Aphie isn't trading. His check was sent to fund his account on 9-16-02; must still be "held up at the bank." Hmm . . . what to do? How about "Aphie Elite Paper Trader?" On second thought, take the "Elite" out.
 
Originally posted by Tech Analysis
Maybe we should change Aphie's name to Fainting Goat? :D

This gave me the biggest laugh from any post on this board, it doesn't help that a Cybertrader commercial was on CNBC when I read it.
 
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