J. Hershey is the secret envoy to Whitehall and the White House. He is also the not so secret consultant to the Department of the Interior on Southern Hemisphere penguin matters. When he not occupied by these more weighty issues, he dabbles in the markets, where he consistently pulls down three times the daily range.
His work is carefully scribbled into three-ring binders and archived, under glass in a helium atmosphere, at a top secret location in Phoenix Arizona.
He is here with us now, but invisible in his camos.
He can strike at anytime, out of nowhere. In fact, he could be waiting in the wings now, ready to pounce on us with his latest research results on application of the Dirac delta function to corn futures.