serious post- how many have Enlarged Prostates ?

This one word will make you cringe if you have ever had this performed...

Cystoscopy

Especially if you were lucky enough to have a standard rigid.
Oooooh, did I mention the flame thrower as you urinate following next four days after the test.

Test itself, hang every drop of pride at the door.
 
This is no joke. I am 67. At my last exam, my doctor exclaimed "You have the prostate of a fifty-year-old!" I looked over my shoulder and informed him "That's because I get off at least once a day." Youse it or loose it.
 
Excess urination can also be a symptom of diabetes, which is more serious still, so be sure to test blood sugar carefully to rule that out before assuming it is only the prostate.
 
Quote from Duref Mudgins:

This is no joke. I am 67. At my last exam, my doctor exclaimed "You have the prostate of a fifty-year-old!" I looked over my shoulder and informed him "That's because I get off at least once a day." Youse it or loose it.
While the "Doctor" was giving you the exam, did you make sure he did not have both hands on your shoulders?
 
ephedra can enlarge the prostrate, cutting down on caffeine can help also. I did a spell of ephedra about 12 years ago, at first I didn't realize what was happening at first and with sex I could go all night because the pressure kinda blocked things, but didn't hurt performance. Then I did some reading on the stuff and flushed the rest of the bottle. Lucky for me the symptoms didn't last.
 
Quote from Duref Mudgins:

"Stimulating" is when your proctologist gives you a rectal exam with both hands on your shoulders.

I always make a joke in the middle of the exam "Hey chief how about dinner and drinks first..."
 
Quote from Duref Mudgins:

This is no joke. I am 67. At my last exam, my doctor exclaimed "You have the prostate of a fifty-year-old!" I looked over my shoulder and informed him "That's because I get off at least once a day." Youse it or loose it.
Is he getting wise to your daily appointments?
 
Quote from TIKITRADER:

This one word will make you cringe if you have ever had this performed...

Cystoscopy

Especially if you were lucky enough to have a standard rigid.
Oooooh, did I mention the flame thrower as you urinate following next four days after the test.

Test itself, hang every drop of pride at the door.
Oh My Gawd!!!
 
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