Selling Blood?

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Well let's see if you have any valuable body parts. The brain is obviously worthless or you wouldn't be needing money right? The heart is too damaged over the stress your brain put it through day trading. The liver and kidney's are probably damaged from the liquor you drank to drown your sorrows. The eyes aren't of any value either after all those hours watching all those ticks go by. No, I'd say your pretty well screwed.
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Hell even the nose is probably beyond repair due to all the coke causing deviation of the septum during a good year. I never really thought about trading taking such a physical toll.
 
This stuff really does happen.

When I was in college...a big university...students would participate in research labs doing experiments just off campus.

I remember one guy that lived below us said he just made $2700 doing a two week lab experiment popping pain killers (something to do with tylenol) 3x times per day at some place he had to stay at with about 20 other people.

He said he did experiments like this about 5x per year.

That's a lot of money for a starving student :cool:

Also...I knew other students that would give blood for $12...several times per month.

I had some friends (students) donating semen (guys) or eggs (gals) to research labs for big bucks...

Guys...$100 bucks per shot (no pun intended)...

(there must be a daily or monthly limit because I'm sure many of us could make a living at this)

Gals...$700 bucks per egg...I think with a limit of a few times per year.

Geeesh...I didn't realize there's now a book about such.

(whatever happen to stripping at the local strip club to pay for college)

Therefore...if you blow out your trading account...

go to the nearest local university and read the campus newspaper for ads about needed individuals to donate their body (parts or fluids) to science...

with your girlfriend helping out also...you'll have a trading account again in no time.

By the way...I was a parcel delivery guy while in college...I felt like I had a real job in comparison to my friends or those I knew getting paid to jack-off or take pain killers or both :cool:

Note: Most of that stuff required you to pass an extensive phyisical so not everybody qualified.

Hey moderator...chit chat forum please :cool:

P.S. Stay away from the electrical shock treatements at the off campus psychology research labs.

I heard that stuff has long term effects long after college.

NihabaAshi
 
Quote from tampa:

Where's the best place to sell one's blood to cover trading losses?

Has anyone ever sold an organ on e-Bay? Can you still do that?

I really need to raise some cash - and like quick!
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Forget "selling" -- renting is what you want to do.

Rent out your penis on weekends -- after all, I'm sure there are plenty of sex-starved wealthy old bags in South Florida. Who knows -- you may even have fun doing it!

... hang on to the red stuff, sell the white stuff.

Always Adding Value,

GreenDog:cool:
 
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