Segway owner dies due to margin calls.

[KINGOFSHORTS]

How the fuck do you drive off a cliff on a Segway? Is there any proper detailed reporting out there on this?

Maybe this was a Mob hit

 

[spd]

Im still patiently awaiting a Segway you can use to jump down sets of stairs and grind on ledges.

 

[noob_trad3r]

What happened was the naked ACV short call options.

 

[stock777]

the margin call was when the op was told he was actually adopted and his real parents were Barney Frank and The Amazing Kreskin