This is one of the more entertaining trollbytes, at least recently.Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz:
Spent some time yesterday with an educated man, who had been reading about WWII and the Nazis, how the concept of preemption as spouted by Bush and his followers is right out of Nazism 101.
One can easily picture the zzzTroll, boozed up to his gills as usual, sharing a bottle(s) with some poor unfortunate bastard who took pity on the troll and entered its lair for what it thought would be just two guys shootin' the shit but of course became something quite different.
The conversation probably went something like this:
Lozzzer: I hate Bush! Fuck him! He's bad! (burp)
Lozzzer's guest: Think so?(belch)
Lozzzer: Know so...look, I can tell you're an edumacated man, Leroy. (burp)
Lozzzer's guest: Name's Larry.
Lozzzer: Larry/Leroy, Bush/Hitler....it's all the same. (burp)
Larry: Huh? Hitler? What the fuck are you talking about?
Lozzzer: Amazing how how the concept of preemption as spouted by Bush and his followers is right out of Nazism 101, wouldn't you say? (belch)
Larry: What?
Lozzzer: Ah, so you agree, then! Truly, you are an enlightened man! Not one of the Klannish, are you Leroy!!
Larry: That's LARRY, motherfucker....Jesus Christ!!
Lozzzer: Ah, Jesus Christ...you bring up the most interesting topics, Leroy...you know that all souls are fallen, don't you? Especially the Klannish. They act like they're good Christians but they don't really give a shit about anyone else but themselves...makes me fucking sick. Here, have another shot of my finest - Mad Dog! Uh huh, that's right! Only the best for my friends, cuz that's how I roll!!......Hey! Did you just take a double swig?
Larry: Shit you've got a whole case of this rotgut anyway...and besides, Mad Dog? You cheap fuck! And what's this "all souls are fallen" bullshit? I thought you told me that you had a close relationship with God. (burp)
Lozzzer: Uh, I do...what I mean is...ummmm.... Hey, don't you think pedophilia is funny, Leroy? I mean, just fucking hilarious?!?
Larry: What?!? Jesus Christ you've got issues....you're a weird fuck, you know that?
Lozzzer: Ad hominem! Ad hominem!!
Larry: What the fuck are you talking about? You talk shit all the time, you're all over the place like some schizo chimpanzee shitting everywhere.
Lozzzer: Red herring! Red Herring! Or did I mean logical fallacy? Excuse me for a minute...(burp)
Larry: Where the fuck are you going?
Lozzzer: I have to take a dump. I'll be a while.
Larry: Why are you taking those pictures of Ann Coulter in with you?
Lozzzer:To use them as toilet paper, of course!
Larry: That's odd. Looks like you've kept them for quite some time...
Lozzzer:Don't be ridiculous. Do you think I'd seriously save pictures of this blonde, rich, successful bitch I couldn't fuck in a million years if I was the last male on earth?
Larry:I need to get the hell out of here. This guy's creepy. Has a touch of the Dahmer in him....
