Scientists: Bear Testicles Are Shrinking

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"The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size..."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485634/

Finally! The explanation why this market got as high as it did!


As the market is going up for the third month without a pull-back, one would think there would be some fear it might have one soon. But, there is NO fear based on call_put ratio and VIX (see charts). With such strong bullish sentiment We should get a correction as soon as next week. Everything is in place for a decent size dump but what we need is a catalyst. I suggest that the catalyst will be AA earnings report Monday after close. AA could set the mood for the whole earnings season. AA keeps going ballistic and may tank on a slightest disappointment (or even without it).

from the link, interesting: "...The adult polar bear testicles the researchers examined were on average roughly three inches across and 1.8 ounces in weight, although they could dramatically enlarge during the height of sexual activity from January to July. Their bacula, or penis bones, were on average nearly seven inches long."

it so happens that we are in Jan-July season right now. does it mean the bears will nail this market soon?
 
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