Saw this in another forum:

an Atheist is:
Why do you call yourself an atheist when You can’t prove God does not exist any more than Christians can prove God does exist? So you’re proud of that because? Why do you like the taste of mustard? Why do you not like the taste of mustard? Who cares since believers cannot prove the existence of God any more than Science can prove God doesn’t exist or can prove the big bang theory or intelligent design or any other theories of how mankind was created. That’s why it’s called a “theory” because theories cannot be proven unless/until they are proven and you’ll almost certainly be deceased without ever knowing or proving?

But maybe you’re exploring forums because you’re not truly an atheist either and so you’re naturally trying to find out which “theory” might be best for You to believe? And if you really want to know if God exists, you shouldn’t be asking this forum but rather you have to ask God because that’s the way it works and if so, you’re in luck because your options are simple too? It’s either True or False that God exists. Which means:
1. False; if God doesn’t exist and you’re content to choose death as your inevitable destiny, then you will die an atheist.
2. True; if God does exist and you choose death instead of eternal life in paradise, then you will die an atheist and then be resurrected only to suffer God’s wrath for eternity instead.

Hmmm, wonder what a sane person would hope for? What were the choices again? Oh ya; it’s either eternal paradise or eternal suffering. Yikes that’s a toughy because who in their right mind would want to pass up the hope for ‘eternal suffering’? :)

a forum-dwelling so-called Christian is:
What are You doing in an anonymous forum? Do you not know the meaning of “anonymous” and ‘deception’ nor haven’t read 2 Corinthians 4:2? Do you think that God doesn’t notice believers are just using the Internet as an excuse to ‘avoid’ Having To Physically Go Into All The World and do what Jesus commands [Mark 16:15-18]? Ergo, most believers aren’t joining forums to serve God or experience fellowship in Christ but rather they just want to boast and start arguments and insult everyone who doesn’t agree with their limited understanding of “God” or even worse and perhaps more likely; they were tempted into a forum by the devil to distract them From God? Thus, “forums” created to entice idle lazy disobedient believers to cower behind Alias usernames being judgmental hypocrites hatefully spewing biblical quotes from ignorance instead of declaring their Real names and going into the Real world and serving God as they Really should be doing and perhaps like many believers that spend most of their time studying the bible instead of ‘doing’ what it says? Can you say: [BUSTED!]? ;)

an Agnostic is:
Welcome to the majority of population earth who don’t know everything, can’t prove much of anything else and talk mostly about what they only ‘wish’ they knew but don’t need to give it a Name? :) Though I cannot fault anyone and it’s certainly your prerogative to sit on the fence; did you ever think of Making Up Your Mind About It, as long as it’s not evil, and ‘going with it’ to see what it might lead to? Most common synonyms perhaps for agnostic:
unsure, ignorant, clueless, dumbfounded, constipated, wishy-washy, lofty, whiney, honest, uncommitted, hypocrite, doubtful, along with hundreds of others most of which perhaps most people would probably not want to be thought of ‘as’? Some possibly expected and mostly humorous responses for when someone says: “Hey everyone, I’m agnostic.”:
1. Who cares? 2. Either go or get off the pot. 3. Oh sorry; my condolences. 4. Why? 5. And You’re proud of that because? 6. What time is it? 7. Good for you. 8. Have you tried therapy? 9. Love to stay and chat but I’ve actually made up my mind to be something today. 10. How? 11. Is it contagious/hereditary?

What do “you” think?
 
Quote from Free Thinker:

We can see you're an assumptive ignoramus. So please don't post your drivel on our thoughtful topics and in future if you can somehow extricate the foot from your mouth and learn some manners, perhaps people might take You seriously?
 
Quote from Free Thinker:

We can see you're an assumptive ignoramus. So please don't post your drivel on our thoughtful topics and in future if you can somehow extricate the foot from your mouth and learn some manners, perhaps people might take You seriously?
 
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Quote from Free Thinker:

We can see you're an assumptive ignoramus. So please don't post your drivel on our thoughtful topics and in future if you can somehow extricate the foot from your mouth and learn some manners, perhaps people might take You seriously?

If you don't want to be ridiculed. maybe you should quit saying things that are ridiculous.


Ron White: You cant fix stupid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxKStPXyn8
 
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an Atheist is:


What do “you” think?

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Quote from agnostically:

Quote from Free Thinker:

We can see you're an assumptive ignoramus. So please don't post your drivel on our thoughtful topics and in future if you can somehow extricate the foot from your mouth and learn some manners, perhaps people might take You seriously?


Nobody takes him seriously and most have him on ignore as he only quotes other atheists and never answers direct questions that puts him in a corner other than to change the subject with a direct attack on you.



On a friendly side note, you might want to not throw around the word Ignoramus when your handle is Agnostically. Ignoramus is Latin for "doesnt know" You might be familiar with the greek equivilent Agnostos from which the word Agnostic comes from. Basically Agnostic and Ignoramus have the exact same meaning in different languages.
 
Quote from peilthetraveler:Nobody takes him seriously
presumed long before I arrived :)



per "Agnostic and Ignoramus"
Are you 1. guessing why I chose the adverb "Agnostically" or 2. wanting to debate the equivalence of those 2 nouns?

answers:
1. What's in an adverb?
2. Could care less.
 
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Ya I used to laugh hysterically too when George taught us all it was okay to swear like juveniles and not get paid for it but I eventually grew up. :)
You?
 
Quote from agnostically:



We can see you're an assumptive ignoramus. So please don't post your drivel on our thoughtful topics and in future if you can somehow extricate the foot from your mouth and learn some manners, perhaps people might take You seriously?

Unfortunately for you, you don't get to control who can and cannot post on this thread. What do you mean by "our"? Are you mutiple people?

Furthermore, you've already demonstrated that you aren't tolerant of opinions that don't agree with yours.
 
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