Saudi Arabia shelters Osamas wives

[pspr]

Quote from 377OHMS:

Yeah, the Quran "permits" schtupping your dead wife for up to six hours after she is deceased!

What kind of "religion" is that? That is seriously the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my life.

Two words... rigor fucking mortis. Ok thats three.

Some people say it is better stiff.

(ooooh, I didn't say that out loud , did I?)

 

[Rob227]

Quote from Lucrum:

I say we drop a bunker buster on your moms house. Thereby ensuring penetration to her basement, where you live.



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Ahh, that was a LOL even before the video.

 

[Spike Trader]

Quote from serioustrade:

Osama's momma gave birth to Osama. Had we known that in advance, we could have prevented 911.

We would have also put your mom on strict birth control.

 

[Scataphagos]

Quote from Lucrum:

For up to six hours anyway.


Which begs the question, how many times can the average Muslim screw his dead wife in six hours?

Imagine... "sex with your 9-year old wife who has been dead < 6 hrs." How could you NOT get off on that vision?