Saudi Arabia shelters Osamas wives

serioustrade · May 3, 2012

I say we go in to Mecca, get the wives and bomb a few terrorists there as punishment for sheltering the Osamawives.

We need to ensure the Osamawives don't turn into female Osamas.

Scataphagos · May 3, 2012

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"... We need to ensure the Osamawives don't turn into female Osamas.

Why the worry? Aren't Muslim women widely regarded as little more than seminal receptacles?

serioustrade · May 3, 2012

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Why the worry? Aren't Muslim women widely regarded as little more than seminal receptacles?

Osama's momma gave birth to Osama. Had we known that in advance, we could have prevented 911.

Scataphagos · May 3, 2012

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Osama's momma gave birth to Osama. Had we known that in advance, we could have prevented 911.

Yeah, and if a frog had wings...

Quite a stretch, don't you think?

pspr · May 3, 2012

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Yeah, and if a frog had wings...

Quite a stretch, don't you think?

Don't bother Scat.

I've determined that Jake is posting from the Twin Towers L.A. County Jail mental wing.

Lucrum · May 3, 2012

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I say we go in to Mecca, get the wives and bomb a few terrorists there as punishment for sheltering the Osamawives.

I say we drop a bunker buster on your moms house. Thereby ensuring penetration to her basement, where you live.

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Scataphagos · May 3, 2012

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Don't bother Scat.

I've determined that Jake is posting from the Twin Towers L.A. County Jail mental wing.

If we'd been able to know in advance, who would not have been born?

Vlad The Impaler
Caligula
Idi Amin
Pol Pot
Teddy Roosevelt
Woodrow Wilson
Hitler
Stalin
George W. Bush
Odumbo

Shoot... Osama doesn't even make the list!!

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jficquette · May 3, 2012

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Why the worry? Aren't Muslim women widely regarded as little more than seminal receptacles?

Even better when dead.

Lucrum · May 3, 2012

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Even better when dead.

For up to six hours anyway.

Which begs the question, how many times can the average Muslim screw his dead wife in six hours?

377OHMS · May 3, 2012

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For up to six hours anyway.

Which begs the question, how many times can the average Muslim screw his dead wife in six hours?

Yeah, the Quran "permits" schtupping your dead wife for up to six hours after she is deceased!

What kind of "religion" is that? That is seriously the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my life.

Two words... rigor fucking mortis. Ok thats three.